Pepper the Parrotlet: We are here with Bentley the cat today to discuss his experiences with keeping his human.
Me - "Hello Bentley, thank you so much for coming in today. We've really been looking forward to talking to you about your experiences with keeping your human. Her name is Sophie, right?
Bentley - "Yes that's right. I've really been looking forward to coming in to talk with you as well."
Me - "Glad to here it! Lets begin with our first question, shall we?" "Do you think that owning a human is mentally and emotionally beneficial?"
Bentley - "Yes, absolutely."
Me - "Could you tell us why you think that?"
Bentley - "To start with, the bond between me and my human, Sophie, is unconditional love. No matter how we look, or if one of us is feeling sick, or anything else about us that other people might judge us for, doesn't matter."
Me - "Wow, that sounds so sweet." "Second question: When do you feel most attached to your human?"
Bentley - "I feel most attached to my human when I sleep on her stomach and she pets me after I can tell she'd had a bad day at school."
Me - "That's too cute. Can you give us another example of when you and Sophie are very attached."
Bentley - "Another example would have to be when Sophie comes home after a vacation. I mean, I couldn't find her for days! When she comes back I don't let her out of my sight for a long time."
Me - "Haha. I think a lot of us pets would agree with you there."
Bentley - "Haha. You're probably right!"
Me - "Alright, I think its time for the next question." "Do you think that taking care of your human (buying food, buying toys, cleaning up after them, etc.) is worth the mental and emotional strength that you obtain in return?"
Bentley - "Definitely, without a doubt. If I only made a dollar a day, and I had to spend it on taking care of Sophie, I would, without a second thought."
Me - "Wow that's very touching Bentley. Hopefully those words will encourage others to adopt a human of their own."
Bentley - "Hopefully, because there are so many unhappy humans out there in the world. I believe that if they had a cat, a dog, a bird, or even a happy little fish, it could brighten up their world immensely."
Me - "Wow, that is very inspiring Bentley, thank you. I also want to thank you for coming in to talk to us today about your experiences with keeping a human."
Bentley - "It was truly my pleasure."
Me - "Alright folks, once again that was Bentley the cat talking about the benefits of owning a human."
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